Affidavit of The Plaintiff - Satan the Devil

AFFIDAVIT Of the Plaintiff SATAN

1. I actually created the universe and all that is in it, specifically the Earth.
2. I have the legal right to rule the Earth as I am the god of this system of things which has been previously admitted to in writing by the Defendant at 2 Corinthians 4:4.
3. Since the earth was created under my direction, therefore mankind and the established rules I continue to make for them, including the laws for them to live by, I further allow them to decide for themselves where and how to live.
4. Man does not need a greater God to get in their way by meddling in their business.
5. Mankind has the right to do his own thing. He can choose who, where & by what means to worship, or they can live without any form of worship. It is all acceptable. In this, there are no rules.